“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
(Source: en-descent, via ziriam)
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OMG. That reminds me of that thing. A Powerpoint, maybe? “You should consider having sex with a man with a beard.”
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